Ingredients

Chocolate 1/2 c Honey2/3 c Butter, margarine, or lard 1 Egg1 ts Vanilla extract -OR- peppermint extract2 c Whole wheat flour1/3 c Cocoa powderGrape-nuts(tm) cereal Gingerbread 1/4 c Honey1/4 c Molasses2/3 c Butter or margarine, or lard1 Egg2 1/3 c Whole wheat flour Ginger, cinnamon, cloves - to taste (maybe 1/2 tsp each)Grape-nuts(tm) cereal Mix-ins Coconut; (tapeworms) - Chocolate chips - Butterscotch chips - Peanut butter chips - Spaghetti or ramen noodles - cooked - (roundworms) - Corn - Peanuts - dinner mints ('puffy pastel things'; * -find at Chinese restaurants) NOTE: 'puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets- To make: microwave the honey till it bubbles (about 1 minute). Add the butter, (I've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. Add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. Add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter. Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. Roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350F till done (maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know). Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. I hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. I imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but I havent tried it. This recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies

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