Ingredients
- Your fences need to be
- Horse-high, pig-tight
- And bull-strong.
- Keep skunks
- And bankers
- And lawyers
- At a distance.
- Life is simpler When you plow
- Around the stump.
- A bumble bee
- Is considerably
- Faster than
- A John Deere tractor
- Words that soak
- Into your ears
- Are whispered...
- Not yelled.
- Meanness
- Don't jes'
- Happen
- Overnight.
- Forgive your enemies
- It messes up
- Their heads.
- Do not corner something
- That you know is
- Meaner than you .
- It don't take
- A very big person
- To carry a grudge.
- You cannot unsay A cruel,
- Or unkind word.
- Every path has <
- A few puddles.
- When you wallow with pigs,
- Expect to get dirty.<
- The best sermons
- Are lived,
- Not preached.
- Most of the stuff
- People worry about
- Ain't never gonna
- Happen anyway.
- Don't judge folks
- By their relatives.
- Remember that silence
- Is sometimes
- The best answer.<
- Live a good,
- Honorable life.
- Then when you get older
- And think back,
- You'll enjoy it
- A second time.
- Don't interfere
- With somethin'
- That ain't botherin'
- You none.
- Timing has
- A lot to do with
- The outcome
- Of a rain dance.
- If you find yourself
- In a hole,
- The first thing to do
- Is stop diggin'.
- Sometimes you get,
- And sometimes
- You get got.
- The biggest troublemaker
- You'll probably ever
- Have to deal with,
- Watches you from
- The mirror
- Every mornin'.
- Always drink
- Upstream
- From the herd.
- Good judgment
- Comes from
- Experience,
- And a lotta that
- Comes from
- Bad judgment.
- Lettin' the cat
- Outta the bag
- Is a whole lot easier
- Than puttin' it back in.
- If you get to thinkin'
- You're a person
- Of some influence,
- Try orderin'
- Somebody else's
- Dog around.
- Live simply.
- Love generously.
- Care deeply.
- Speak kindly.
- Leave the rest
- Up to God.
- If you live in, or are going to vislt snow country, get tire chains for all tha wheels on your vehicle
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